"During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon. Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Running Quotes #Night Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Growing up,I came up with this name: I'ma Cablinasian.”
“I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.”
“I'm actually happier with my body now . . . because the body I have now is the body I've worked for. I have a better relationship with it. From a purely aesthetic point of view, my body was better when I was 22, 23. But I didn't enjoy it. I was too busy comparing it to everyone else's.”
“Micing it from two different angles in front of the speaker sounds huge, and it's so simple.”
“If you're sexy, everybody will love you. That's what I wanted -- for everybody to love me.”
“The storyboard for me is the way to visualise the entire movie in advance,”
“What hunger is in relation to food, zest is in relation to life.”
“I have the best of both worlds. I have all the accolades that come with something like that video, but I don't have people stopping me on the street and being like, "Oh, my God, dance for me." I have probably only been recognized three or four times flat out - someone saying, "Are you the Evolution of Dance guy?"”

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