"The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“On close inspection, we shall find that religion, and not fear, has ever been the cause of the long-lived prosperity of an absolute government.”
“A good man will avoid the spot of any sin. The very aspersion is grievous, which makes him choose his way in his life, as he would in his journey.”
“What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?”
“What a bunch of garbage, liberal, Democratic, conservative, Republican, it's all there to control you, two sides of the same coin! Two management teams, bidding for control of the CEO job of Slavery Incorporated!”

Source : "Fictional character: Alex Jones". "Waking Life", www.imdb.com. 2001.
“To form our taste, we must neither depreciate nor imitate, but we should understand and originate.”
“For all mankind that unstained scroll unfurled, Where God might write anew the story of the World.”

Source : Edward Everett Hale (1903). “"We, the People": A Series of Papers on Topics of Toda”
“I remember growing up knowing I wanted to be on the stage. I wanted to get to London as soon as possible and start auditioning for theater.”
“Barack Obama is the worst president in history,”

Source : "Arizona Congressional Candidate Ben Quayle Defends Controversial Obama Ad". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Juan Williams, www.foxnews.com. August 12, 2010.

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