"I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game."

-- Gary Gulman

#Games Quotes #Shining Quotes #Crowds Quotes

“Plot is just a fancy way of saying 'and then.”
“We had an electronic head and arm for Threepio, and I manipulated the mechanism with a joystick. But it wasn't working. The propman said, 'Give me fifteen minutes.' We all went to get coffee, and when we came back, Threepio's head turned perfectly and his arm moved naturally. I looked up and realized that the prop man had a fishing pole with a fine nylon string attached to Threepio's arm. He had rigged another string around the head, which Chewbacca was holding. As Chewie moved his hands, Threepio's head turned!”
“I guess I came to terms with my demons. Or else I'd be in big trouble, wouldn't I? Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that's human nature. I'll tell you, being pretty crazy while being chased by the National Enquirer is not good. The British tabloids were the worst. But you take the cards you're dealt, and I got better. I'm now ferociously healthy in body and mind. You couldn't pay me to go near a psychiatrist again. Stopping seeing them was my first step to getting well.”

Source : "No kidding" by Chris Roberts, www.theguardian.com. April 8, 2005.
“Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.”
“We must never relinquish the vision of a humane society and a humane world.”
“To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if I'm in a good mood - don't meet me in a bad mood.”
“As useful as websites and journals are, there's real value in books, too.”
“Some delicate matters must be treated like pins, because if they are not seized by the right end, we get pricked.”

Source : "Tools Of Speech". Book by Maturin M.ballou, 1886.

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