"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck."

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Jackie Mason

#Running Quotes #Apologizing Quotes #Truck Quotes

“Hollywood provides ready-made fantasies or daydreams; the problem is whether these are productive or nonproductive, whether the audience is psychologically enriched or impoverished.”
“You never think it will happen to you. You think about what it would be like. You go through it over and over in your mind, changing the scenario slightly each time, but deep down, you don't really believe it would ever happen, because it's something that happens to someone else, not to you.”
“Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.”
“Everybody in life is a chameleon.”
“I'm an extremely determined person. I'm very serious about what I do.”
“If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.”
“One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”
“Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.”

Source : Oliver Wendell Holmes (2007). “Poems 1”, p.125, Reprint Services Corporation

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