"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."

-- Victor Borge

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Sarcasm Quotes

“While I was sleeping, I had a beautiful dream that all the people of the world got together on the same wavelength and began helping each other.”
“Furthermore, they were constantly informed by all the camp authorities that they had been abandoned by the world: they were beggars and lucky to receive the daily soup of starvation.”
“In true love there is no heart break. A broken heat means broken demands, broken expectations and broken hopes.”
“You pretty much have to be bad at it [stand-up] for several years to get good at it, so there's no avoiding embarrassing yourself.”
“Even the most subjected person has moments of rage and resentment so intense that they respond, they act against. There is an inner uprising that leads to rebellion, however short- lived. It may be only momentary but it takes place. That space within oneself where resistance is possible remains.”
“I'd rather lose and live in Provo than win and live in Laramie”
“In the calculus of good deeds you have the most to gain.”

Source : Naguib Mahfouz (2016). “The Cairo Trilogy: Palace Walk, Palace of Desire, Sugar Street”, p.49, Everyman's Library
“I just get up in the morning and say: 'Yeah man, I'm ready to score goals.'”

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