"You pretty much have to be bad at it [stand-up] for several years to get good at it, so there's no avoiding embarrassing yourself."

-- W. Kamau Bell

#Years Quotes #Embarrassing Quotes #Avoiding Quotes

“There was something peculiarly gratifying about shouting in a blind rage until your words ran out. Of course, the aftermath was less pleasant. Once you'd told everyone you hated them and not to come after you, where exactly did you go?”
“You would hope that coworkers who are dating can act professionally. But then again, some people can handle it, and some people can't. And those who can't kind of ruin it for the rest of us. Sometimes it's hard to be around an office relationship that went sour. When two actors have to be onscreen together, it can get really, really awful.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“New York is the perfect model of a city, not the model of a perfect city.”
“Make peace with your past - so it won't spoil the present!”
“I'm inspired by artists and musicians. There are so many wonderful and talented people in the world. I love discovering new music, new writers, or new art.”
“Faith is not the supposition that something might be true, but the assurance that someone is there.”

Source : Kallistos Ware, Kallistos (Bishop of Diokleia) (1995). “The Orthodox Way”, p.16, St Vladimir's Seminary Press
“Celebrity hits like a bomb.”
“Judge Roberts is a brilliant lawyer, a brilliant judge. He is a very careful judge, a thoughtful judge. I would agree with what the President said earlier. He is a decent man. I think everybody who knows him likes him.”

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