"In a new videotape message, Texas Gov. Rick Perry urges his supporters to follow him on 'Tweeter.' After hearing about it, John McCain laughed and said, â€œWhat an idiot! It's 'The Tweeter.''"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Texas Quotes #Hearing Quotes #Messages Quotes

“I was born Jewish and so I remain, even if that's unacceptable for many. For me, the vocation of Israel is bringing light to the goyim. That's my hope and I believe that Christianity is the means for achieving it.”
“Thanks to the central bank, most â€˜monetary expertsâ€™ and â€˜leading macro-economistsâ€™ can, by putting them on the payroll, be turned into government propagandists â€˜explaining,â€™ like alchemists, how stones (paper) can be turned into bread (wealth).”

Source : "Dr. Hans-Hermann Hoppe on the Impracticality of One-World Government and the Failure of Western-style Democracy". Interview with Anthony Wile, www.thedailybell.com. March 27, 2011.
“It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.”
“Play the game with a smile.”
“I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.”
“God intends that everyone who has embraced the gospel become a part of the great enterprise of spreading the gospel.”
“If you don't speak out when it matters, when would it matter to speak out?”
“I didn't have anybody, really, no foundation in life, so I had to make my own way. Always, from the start. I had to go out in the world and become strong, to discover my mission in life.”

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