"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in."

-- Gary Gulman

#Devil Quotes #Ears Quotes #Quarters Quotes

“Listen to your customers. Can the sales pitches and the product babble. Let your customer talk and show him that you are listening by making the appropriate responses, such as suggesting how to solve the problem.”
“If I'm alone too long I think too much, and I'm not interested in doing that. That won't lead anywhere good, I'm sure. If I'm busy I tend to stay out of trouble. An idle mind is the devil's playground.”
“Psychotherapy is what God has been secretly doing for centuries by other names; that is, he searches through our personal history and heals what needs to be healed - the wounds of childhood or our own self-inflicted wounds.”
“Use the prise de fer!" Shelby called. "Lilith sucks at the prise de fer. Correction: Lilith sucks at everything, but especially the prise de fer.”
“So, all of us would do well to stop fighting each other for our space at the bottom, because there ain't no more room.”
“Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.”
“I don't kill myself. I can't live like that.”

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“It is well for a man to respect his own vocation whatever it is and to think himself bound to uphold it and to claim for it the respect it deserves”

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