"Jewish people, we don't need the money. We're doctors and lawyers. It's the Christians who can't hold a steady job and have to go on TV and ask for money."

-- Andy Kindler

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“You cannot control the results, only your actions.”
“What is God? God is the great life that fills the universe; it is the principle of life aswell.”
“If those states which did not have right-to-carry concealed gun provisions had adopted them in 1992, approximately 1,570 murders; 4,177 rapes; and over 60,000 aggravate assaults would have been avoided yearly.”
“I would dye my hair every week. I wanted to be a really goth teenager.”
“I became a vegetarian out of concern for animals, but I wasn't a vegetarian long before I realized there's something to that. I don't think I would have worked for the past five years probably were it not for my vegetarian diet.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Choosing the right mask helps you... We went through many masks. It was very particular leather that as soon as you smudged it, you had to get a new one. We went through about 55 masks.”
“More and more, revolution has found itself delivered into the hands of its bureaucrats and doctrinaires on the one hand, and to the enfeebled and bewildered masses on the other.”
“There is a great deal of hard lying in the world; especially among people whose characters are above suspicion.”

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