"There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set."

-- Brad Williams

#Thinking Quotes #Skills Quotes #Fit Quotes

“That's the life really isn't it? You write. You record. You play. And it never grows old.”

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“To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.”
“Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.”
“Lower the Law and you dim the light by which man perceives his guilt; this is a very serious loss to the sinner rather than a gain; for it lessens the likelihood of his conviction and conversion. I say you have deprived the gospel of its ablest auxiliary [its most powerful weapon] when you have set aside the Law. You have taken away from it the schoolmaster that is to bring men to Christ . . . They will never accept grace till they tremble before a just and holy Law. Therefore the Law serves a most necessary purpose, and it must not be removed from its place.”
“Sound economic fundamentals coupled with a number of positive factors have partially offset the psychological impact of rising interest rates in Hong Kong.”
“I think all artists secretly hope their kids might do something safer and straitlaced: maybe my daughter 'll be a banker.”

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“If everybody is happy, then something is wrong with the democratic process.”
“Being a Southerner, Im interested in sex, violence, religion and all the things that make life interesting.”

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