"In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Mistake Quotes #Night Quotes #Years Quotes

“My mind and body, my mind and body I cut my body into pieces, and I dedicate these to Him.”
“How often it is that a small action becomes great by its intention. And how often it is that a great action becomes small by its intention.”
“The crest and crowning of all good, life's final star, is Brotherhood.”

Source : Edwin Markham, Ben Barr Lindsey, George Creel, Leonore MacKay (1914). “Children in Bondage: A Complete and Careful Presentation of the Anxious Problem of Child Labor-its Causes, Its Crimes, and Its Cure”
“Happiness is the best facelift.”
“Beware! The mind of the believer stagnates. It fails to grow outward into an unlimited, infinite universe.”
“Cease to be a drudge, seek to be an artist.”
“There are certain people who seem doomed to buy certain houses. The house expects them. It waits for them.”
“I don't have a dayjob or anything. And then, winter's [makes it] hard to do anything.”

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