"I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile."

-- Gary Gulman

“I am prone to get carried away thinking about creative projects.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". labs.imdb.com.
“Awards are so unnecessary because I think we get so much out of our work just by doing it. The work is a reward in itself.”
“There are only two markets, ultraluxury and subsidized housing.”

Source : "Sky High and Going Up Fast: Luxury Towers Take New York" by Charles V. Bagli, www.nytimes.com. May 18, 2013.
“I think pornography is a very rich medium, and I've studied it closely and learned quite a lot as a writer from it.”
“Cicero most reminds me of Harold Wilson. Both men knew how to keep the show on the road.”
“To be truly alive is to feel one's ultimate existence within one's daily existence.”
“It was a good experience working with Roger Vadim and Jane Fonda.”
“None of us is ever ready,' he (Ned) said. 'For knighthood?' 'For death.”

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