Cyrus Broacha famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

We South Asians have sycophancy in our genes!
-- Cyrus Broacha

#Genes #South
Unless you are wealthy, you cannot afford to act or direct one play and remain unemployed the rest of the time.
-- Cyrus Broacha

#Play #Unemployed #Wealthy
There's little money in theatre.
-- Cyrus Broacha

#Theatre #Littles #Little Money
The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed.
-- Cyrus Broacha

#Lazy #Firsts #Comedy
That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble.
-- Cyrus Broacha

#India #Comedy #Problem
I was named after the great emperor Cyrus as my father, Farokh Broacha, was a great admirer of the Persian emperor. Continuing the tradition, I have named my son after Mikhail Gorbachev, someone whom I admire. He gave his people freedom.
-- Cyrus Broacha

#Father #Son #People

Freud had a gene for inefficiency, and I think I have a gene for efficiency.
Gene police! You! Out of the pool, now!
A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.
You're one of 6.5 billion people now on the planet, and 99.9 percent of your genes are the same as everyone else's.
As has repeatedly been stated, the underlying hypothesis, which in a number of cases has been supported by direct experimental evidence, is that each gene controls the production, function, and specificity of a particular enzyme.
A lot of guys have better genes but if you work hard and consistently, you can outperform them.
If Rome gets to decide everything for the north and for the south, it's not a good and just thing.
South African rugby doesn't have to stand back for anyone.
We do not want chaos in South Africa.
South Africa is not a jellyfish and is in many respects a swordfish.

You may also like:

Boman Irani
Film actor
Dennis Miller
Comedian
Jay Leno
Comedian
Jerry Seinfeld
Comedian
Jimmy Fallon
Television host
Judd Apatow
Film Producer
Patton Oswalt
Comedian
Conan O'Brien
Talk show host
Jimmy Dore
Comedian