"The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed."

-- Cyrus Broacha

#Lazy Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Big Walter used to say, he'd get right wet in the eyes sometimes, lean his head back with the water standing in his eyes and say, 'Seem like God didn't see fit to give the black man nothing but dreams - but He did give us children to make them dreams seem worth while.'”
“CalArts was incredible for me. It's a school that I rave about and constantly want to give back to.”
“I am alone in the midst of these happy, reasonable voices. All these creatures spend their time explaining, realizing happily that they agree with each other. In Heaven's name, why is it so important to think the same things all together.”
“I was 12, about to turn 13. [Laura Ziffren] pretty much knew she wanted to use me, so I just had to go and do the proper protocol and audition.”
“The writer's language is to some degree the product of his own action; he is both the historian and the agent of his own language.”

Source : Paul de Man (2013). “Blindness and Insight: Essays in the Rhetoric of Contemporary Criticism”, p.152, Routledge
“The important thing is that when your come to understand something you act on it, no matter how small that act is. Eventually it will take you where you need to go.”

Source : Source: thecelebritycafe.com
“There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth.”
“There is a deep human need for beauty and if you ignore that need in architecture your buildings will not last”

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