Earl Wilson famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
-- Earl Wilson

#Love #Couple #Would Be
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
-- Earl Wilson

#Holiday #Vacation
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
-- Earl Wilson

#Gossip
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Earl Wilson

#Inspirational #Funny #Inspiring
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
-- Earl Wilson

#Funny #Witty #Money
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
-- Earl Wilson

#Inspirational #Teenager #Long
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
-- Earl Wilson

#Baseball #Motivational Sports #Games
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
-- Earl Wilson

#Money #Generations #Wonderful
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
-- Earl Wilson

#Doctors #Handwriting #May
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
-- Earl Wilson

#Temptation #Duty #Heard
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
-- Earl Wilson

#Men #Race #Ties
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
-- Earl Wilson

#Climbing #Blood #Hiking
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
-- Earl Wilson

#Women #Men
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
-- Earl Wilson

#Stress #Parent #May
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
-- Earl Wilson

#Political #Politics #Way

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