Dizzy Dean famous quotes

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Team #July #Fishing

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Son #Missing #Pitching

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?
-- Dizzy Dean

#Pitching #Hell #Used

It ain't bragging if you can do it.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Bragging #You Can Do It

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Funny #Baseball #Doctors

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?
-- Dizzy Dean

#Oil #Pitching #Filling

I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Boys #Pistols #Bullets

The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Games #Bucks #Pitching

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.
-- Dizzy Dean

#People #Ruth #Pitching

The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Strong #Mind #Body

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Play #World #Pitching

He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Wall #Bills #Balls

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).
-- Dizzy Dean

#Winning #Games #Pitching

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Baseball #Teacher #People

I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr. Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Believe #Eye #Cutting

The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Humorous #Eye #Balls

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Hate #Average #Statistics

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Delay #Pitching #Sticks

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Careers #Yankees #Wind

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Breakfast #Advertising #Beats

It ain't braggin' if you really done it.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Inspirational #Done

If you can do it, it ain't braggin'... it's a matter of self-confidence. I got where I did because I wasn't no shrinking violet.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Sports #Self Confidence #Matter

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!
-- Dizzy Dean

#Umpires #Mckinley #Shots

I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Strong #Blessed #Mind

Slud is something more than slid. It means sliding with great effort.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Mean #Effort

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Baseball #Games #Missing

The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Smart #Curves #Pitching

He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Technology #Thinking #Branches

Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts.
-- Dizzy Dean

#July #Games #Records

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.
-- Dizzy Dean

#Baseball #Teacher #Kids