Dan Piraro famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings, and engage in their bizarre practices of ritualized blood-drinking and cannibalism without being assaulted by graphic images of attractive young women with bare breasts.
Nothing in Nature's sober found, But an eternal Health goes round. Fill up the Bowl then, fill it high-- Fill all the Glasses there; for why Should every Creature Drink but I? Why, Man of Morals, tell me why?
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
A branding program should be designed to differentiate your cow from all the other cattle on the range. Even if all the cattle on the range look pretty much alike.
Sure, I'd love to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state!
When the milk of human kindness turns sour, it is a singularly unpalatable draught.
How wicked, my brothers, innocent milk must always seem to me now.
Homogeneity is much to be admired - in milk, for instance - but not for parties.
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

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