"I'd like to do a song that I wrote today about our government's increasing infringement on our right to privacy, but the lyrics mysteriously disappeared from my guitar case."

-- Dan Piraro

#Song Quotes #Writing Quotes #Government Quotes

“Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.”
“If the preservation of the home means the enslavement of women, economically or morally, then we had better break it.”
“You shouldn't try to stop everything from happening. Sometimes you're supposed to feel awkward. Sometimes you're supposed to be vulnerable in front of people. Sometimes it's necessary because it's all part of you getting to the next part of yourself, the next day.”
“The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.”

Source : Hartley Coleridge (1833). “Poems”, p.54
“The rosary in the hand, repentance on the lips, and the heart full of sinful longings-sin itself laughs at our repentance!”
“People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.”
“I am constrained every moment to acknowledge a higher origin for events than the will I call mine.”
“We typically hear numbers that there are 34 million households that are in stocks in some form. Well, I say that what's occurred is if you have a job in this country, you're in stocks.”

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