Simon Rex famous quotes

04-17-2025

My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen
-- Simon Rex

#Party #Hip Hop #Charlie
Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang
-- Simon Rex

#Girl #Hip Hop #Brain
I think it's such open game to make fun of myself. First of all, as a white rapper you have to have an angle and not try to be ghetto or anything. You can count on one hand the white rappers that have made it.
-- Simon Rex

#Fun #Ghetto #Thinking
Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.'
-- Simon Rex

#Paris #Interesting #Want
I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.
-- Simon Rex

#Blessed #House #Would Be
I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie "Freeway," it's like 1996. To prepare for the interview I went to meet her at this release party, and I end up getting in this fist fight with a guy. I'm not much of a fighter but I get in this fight and the press was all there and they saw me, and all of a sudden the next day in the paper was 'Simon Rex and his posse get in scuffle, and Simon crashes a bottle over a guy's head after smoking crack in the bathroom.' I saved the article forever.
-- Simon Rex

#Party #Fighting #Next Day
People think Paris [Hilton] is a ditzy blond, and I don't want to blow it for her, but she plays it really well. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's actually a pretty smart person. She's very cognizant of what she's doing, and she kind of plays that role, so people think she's some airhead but she's really not.
-- Simon Rex

#Smart #Blow #Thinking
It's interesting in American culture. We like to build people up and then push them off the pedestal, and then we want to see them come back. Like Britney Spears, and a lot of people, it's what we do, and it's not like that in other parts of the world.
-- Simon Rex

#People #Interesting #Pedestal
I never really got any attention until I was on MTV. I became a household name because I was on every day from 3-4pm. I wasn't prepared for it - how mean they can be in the press. I wouldn't say I'm jaded now, I guess I'm just used to it.
-- Simon Rex

#Mean #Mtv #Names
LA people are more laid back about certain things.
-- Simon Rex

#People #Laid Back #Certain
I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what's really going on.
-- Simon Rex

#Thinking #Looks #Tabloids
I never got really into Twitter until more recently when I started doing the Dirt Nasty thing, and created that other character. I think it's almost essential now. I don't think Leonardo DiCaprio necessarily needs to do it, but someone like me, who's somewhere in the middle of nowhere and a shitstack, I need to do that.
-- Simon Rex

#Character #Thinking #Essentials

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