Andy Milonakis famous quotes

03-28-2025

I had sadness for breakfast.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Sadness #Breakfast
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!...
-- Andy Milonakis

#Soul #Chocolate #Pudding
I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Rap #Car #Creative
MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Crazy #Boxes #Doom
There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Song #Kids #Singing
There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Video
I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Thinking #Years #Insane
I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Rap #Hip Hop #Guy
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Art #Want #Sides
I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want
-- Andy Milonakis

#Want #Next
I was a huge Internet junkie.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Internet #Junkie
I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Night #Watches #Tvs
I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Writing #Pilots #Tvs
I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Writing #Thinking #People
I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Rapper #Fans #My Favorite
I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Fans #Juice
I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Men #Thinking #People
I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Old School #Thinking #Fans
I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Stuff #Tone #Bizarre
As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Hate #Thinking #Looks
Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. He got killed quite a few years ago now but I think he's amazing and he kind of inspires me like his style inspires me. I don't think there's been anyone better since. I mean, Biggie Smalls is definitely on the top of the list but Big L is like the underdog, I like to give him the edge.
-- Andy Milonakis

#Mean #Thinking #Rapper

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