Barry Webster famous quotes

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
-- Barry Webster

#Hey #Way #Six

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
-- Barry Webster

#Sarcasm #People #Dying

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.
-- Barry Webster

#Men #Hot #Tamales

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
-- Barry Webster

#Men #What Matters #Connections

You don't know your ***** from a hole in the ground, you know that?
-- Barry Webster

#Ass #Holes #Knows

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.
-- Barry Webster

#Ridiculous #Source #Sensible

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.
-- Barry Webster

#Art #Vanity #Vain

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.
-- Barry Webster

#Giving #Monsters #Way

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.
-- Barry Webster

#Falling In Love #Air #Wind

Rocks are more co-operative than people.
-- Barry Webster

#Rocks #People

But once you describe something, you destroy it.
-- Barry Webster

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In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.
-- Barry Webster

#World #Treasure #Lifetime

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.
-- Barry Webster

#Heart #My Heart #Save Me