Tre Cool famous quotes

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
-- Tre Cool

#Hurt #Hands #Feelings

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
-- Tre Cool

#Beautiful #Rip #Nice

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
-- Tre Cool

#School #Successful #Boots

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.
-- Tre Cool

#Four #Drummer

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
-- Tre Cool

#Rock And Roll #Rocks #Drummer

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
-- Tre Cool

#Noses #Boogers

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
-- Tre Cool

#Matured

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.
-- Tre Cool

#Art #Rocks #Punk

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.
-- Tre Cool

#Green #Want

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.
-- Tre Cool

#Running #Black #Belts

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.
-- Tre Cool

#Baby #Sleep #Blow

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
-- Tre Cool

#Together #Life Is Like #Breakfast

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?
-- Tre Cool

#Dad #Circles #Legs

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
-- Tre Cool

#Sky #Clouds #Band

I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr. said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself.
-- Tre Cool

#Running #Kings #Thinking

I get mad when people are against pot.
-- Tre Cool

#People #Mad #Pot

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
-- Tre Cool

#Musical #Trouble #Drummer

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
-- Tre Cool

#Crush #Homosexual

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.
-- Tre Cool

#Albums #Balls #Kicks

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
-- Tre Cool

#I Love You #Kids #Missing

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.
-- Tre Cool

#Lucky #Wonderful

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump
-- Tre Cool

#Smell #People #Wish

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.
-- Tre Cool

#People

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
-- Tre Cool

#Mean #Childhood #Normal

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.
-- Tre Cool

#Years #Parent #My Sister

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.
-- Tre Cool

#Mean #Appreciate #Parent

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
-- Tre Cool

#Married

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
-- Tre Cool

#Song #Rhyming #Alphabet

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.
-- Tre Cool

#Hurt #Yeah

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.
-- Tre Cool

#Home #True Life #Hot

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
-- Tre Cool

#Morning

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
-- Tre Cool

#Dog #Snow #People

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
-- Tre Cool

#Sex #Bleeding

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!
-- Tre Cool

#Green #Way #Sticks

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
-- Tre Cool

#Beer #Different #Littles

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.
-- Tre Cool

#Potatoes

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
-- Tre Cool

#Fire #Legs #Stage