Waitress famous quotes

I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing.
-- Catherine Keener

#Order #Dinner #Waitress

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.
-- Jane Siberry

#Waitress #Waiter

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
-- Jay Leno

#Waitress #Situation #Turns

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school.
-- Jennie Garth

#Teacher #School #Waitress

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.
-- Jessica Lange

#Waitress #Fine #Let Me

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.
-- Kristin Davis

#New York #Poor #Waitress

When I was growing up I always wanted to be a waitress. My sister opened a restaurant in Mississippi, and I went down there and was a waitress for a few days. Let me tell you, I got it out of my system.
-- Lacey Chabert

#Growing Up #My Sister #Waitress

I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I worry about all the problems.
-- Mack Brown

#Worry #Problem #Waitress

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway.
-- Piper Perabo

#Subway #Waitress #Lost

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.
-- Ray Romano

#Flappers #Sound #Waitress

All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.
-- Spalding Gray

#Beautiful #Responsibility #Waitress