Waiter famous quotes

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.
-- A. Lee Martinez

#Writing #Waiting #Waiter

At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct.
-- Albert Einstein

#Arguing #Theory #Waiter

How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person.
-- Austin Butler

#Treats #Waiter #Persons

[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!
-- Beatrice Lillie

#Dior #Soup #Waiter

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.
-- Bernie Ecclestone

#Want #Waiter

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
-- Eoin Colfer

#Doe #Aprons #Waiter

Robert Whitmore died of apoplexy when a stranger from Georgia mistook him for a former Macon waiter.
-- Frank Marshall Davis

#Stranger #Waiter

I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters.
-- George Orwell

#Waiter

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.
-- Jane Siberry

#Waitress #Waiter

A good setter is like a waiter.
-- Julio Velasco

#Volleyball #Waiter

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.
-- Richard Kadrey

#Vampire #Twenties #Waiter

When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day.
-- Robert Herjavec

#Being The Best #Wanted #Waiter

I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
-- Sally Schneider

#Captains #Restaurants #Waiter

We shall reduce the Arab population to a community of woodcutters and waiters
-- Yitzhak Rabin

#Community #Population #Waiter