Tequila famous quotes

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
-- Craig Ferguson

#Beer #Alcohol #Tequila

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.
-- Hugh Laurie

#Water #Gone #Tequila

After you, it's all cheap tequila.
-- Jacqueline Carey

#Tequila

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time
-- John Walter Bratton

#Retirement #Salt #Tequila

We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.
-- Justin Timberlake

#Believe #Tequila #Should

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'
-- Justine Bateman

#Beer #Dancing #Tequila

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.
-- Mark Z. Danielewski

#Sublime #Tequila #Choke

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.
-- Rachel Vincent

#Needs #Tequila

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination
-- Rainbow Rowell

#Drinking #Journey #Tequila

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
-- Sanjaya Malakar

#Giving #Salt #Tequila

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.
-- Tori Amos

#Milk #Tequila #Finest

I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!
-- Bella Heathcote

#Nerves #Tequila #Drink