Cucumbers famous quotes

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber
-- Alys Fowler

#Heaven #Cucumbers #Homegrown

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.
-- Compton Mackenzie

#Pieces #Cucumbers #Bread

Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.
-- Hedrick Smith

#Sarcastic #Mushrooms #Cucumbers

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.
-- Irena Chalmers

#Analysis #Cucumbers #Lasts

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese.
-- Larry Hagman

#Kale #Green #Cucumbers

Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.
-- Lawrence Durrell

#Hands #Life Is Like #Cucumbers

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.
-- Marcus Aurelius

#Adversity #Needs #Cucumbers

Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.
-- Richard Harris Barham

#Father #Cucumbers #Chill

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
-- Samuel Johnson

#Food #Cucumbers #Vinegar

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack.
-- Summer Sanders

#Snacks #Yellow #Cucumbers

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.
-- Yuliya Snigir

#Chess #Cucumbers #Should