"Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No it very wasn't. It was 140 years ago...that's two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That's how recently you could buy a guy."

-- Louis C. K.

#Years Quotes #Two Quotes #White Quotes

“some people always have a touch of youth about them.”

Source : Ivy Compton-Burnett (2011). “A Family and a Fortune”, p.131, A&C Black
“That's where my job comes in. Getting the E.U. and U.S. to agree.”
“I thought my mountain was coming this morning. It was near to speaking when suddenly it shifted, sulked, and returned to smallness. It has eluded me again and sits there, puny and dull. Why?”
“Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.”
“The road goes on forever and the party never ends.”

Source : Song: The Road Goes On Forever
“I've enjoyed doing Wolf Blitzer's program, and I even enjoyed having a heated debate with Bill O'Reilly. I will do it any time.”
“It may seem strange, but the most grateful I've ever felt was when I was held up at gunpoint. After I handed over my wallet and the mugger ran off into the woods, I thought, 'Thank you for not shooting me.' I was overwhelmingly glad to be alive and unharmed.”
“Lives fall apart when they need to be rebuilt.”

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