"I always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally."

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Anthony Jeselnik

“Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.”
“At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them.”
“Deeply affecting and compulsively readable, The Fifty-First State displays Lisa Borders' emotional acuity, first-rate skills as a storyteller, and profound empathy not only for her two compelling main characters but for an oft-neglected region and a disappearing way of life.”
“The power of free will is developed and confirmed by increasing the number of worthy motives which influence conduct.”
“It's the quality of harmony, sir. The quality of being in harmony with you own soul. God having given you your own soul you are then in harmony with Heaven.”
“We were always dead against the war.”
“We all have personalities, but in football a lot of times you don't talk about that because you want to focus more on the grit and grind of the season, instead of people's personal styles or worldly habits.”

Source : "Dhani Jones: "I'm Gonna Be The First Black James Bond"". Interview with Daniel Riley, www.gq.com. December 10, 2009.
“The Bible tells us that whenever we come before God, whatever our purpose or prayer request, we are always to come with a thankful heart.”

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