"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."

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Benny Hill

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“If we continue to believe God and place our trust in Him, bad things ultimately give way to better things.”
“When examining evidence relevant to a given belief, people are inclined to see what they expect to see, and conclude what they expect to conclude. Information that is consistent with our pre-existing beliefs is often accepted at face value, whereas evidence that contradicts them is critically scrutinized and discounted. Our beliefs may thus be less responsive than they should to the implications of new information”

Source : Thomas Gilovich (2008). “How We Know What Isn't So”, p.50, Simon and Schuster
“Happiness is secured through virtue; it is a good attained by man's own will.”
“The joy is in the journey, not the destination. We have a better chance of seeing where we are when we stop trying to get somewhere else.”

Source : John Bingham (2002). “No Need for Speed: A Beginner's Guide to the Joy of Running”, p.159, Rodale
“I think you're just always trying to find really great, interesting female roles. That's the thing for me. You do have to think about what you're signing up for.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.”
“The Reformers, therefore, as instruments in the hands of God, in delivering the Church from bondage to prelates, did not make it a tumultuous multitude, in which every man was a law to himself, free to believe, and free to do what he pleased.”
“Actually when I'm depressed or feeling down, I seem to play quiet music and enjoy the time. So I listen to a lot of ballads and I try to enjoy the time with music.”

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