"A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar."

-- Tommy Cooper

#Men Quotes #Iron Quotes #Ouch Quotes

“You can't make positive choices for the rest of your life without an environment that makes those choices easy, natural, and enjoyable.”
“The songs come along at their own pace when they are ready.”
“I see good ideas on the Republican side as well as the Democratic side. You have to return civility and statesmanship to governance. If you don't do that, it doesn't matter what portfolio of issue you're pushing, nothing is going to get done.”
“When I paint figures it's never the idea of painting the beauty of the figure, it is using the figure to get across how I feel.”

Source : "An Interview with Jason Shawn Alexander & Sloan Schaffer : No Good At Exits Stuns @ 101/Exhibit’s 2nd Location". Interview with Franceasca Seiden, laicreatives.com. April 17, 2014.
“Well, if they are trying to kill you, on the whole they're the people you have to kill, aren't they?”
“Justice Jefferson has a blind spot on race. You know, more than a blind spot. A terrible blemish on his legacy, slavery, for which he's properly excoriated. So, I think [Louis] Brandeis has done this as well.”

Source : "What Would Brandeis Do?". "Amicus" with Dahlia Lithwick, www.slate.com. June 16, 2016.
“The original item looked like a little hand cart with the figure of a man mounted on a platform between the wheels. The man's outstretched arm always pointed south.”
“Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and those that don't need to be told.”

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