"Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts."

-- Joan Rivers

#Morning Quotes #Bed Quotes #Body Quotes

“I play fantasy basketball and fantasy football, soccer.”
“In my view, nineteen pounds of old books are at least nineteen times as delicious as one pound of fresh caviar.”

Source : Anne Fadiman (2011). “Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader”, p.148, Macmillan
“Growing up, I wasn't an athlete or anything like that. The only place I felt like I belonged was in the theater.”
“It's lovely to be told you're wonderful by someone when you're used to being told how awful you are.”
“Some people call me the unofficial mayor of Castro Street.”
“The Democrats in the Senate adopted a resolution, an amendment, saying that there should be no Guantanamo detainees brought into this country. So, more and more, we're finding the American people on one side, the ACLU and the troglodytes from the New York Times on the other, where they belong.”
“There had to be dark and muddy waters so that the sun could have something to background it's flashing glory.”
“However, FDA attempted to reverse this clear congressional intent in March, 1979, by proposing to regulate vitamins and minerals as 'Over-The-Counter' drugs..”

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