"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

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George Carlin

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“Those who back the Syrian regime from now on will find themselves in an even more isolated and indefensible minority.”
“We must recognize that the attempt to set forth the temporal course commonly referred to as the "evolution of mankind" is merely an attempt to structure events for convenient accessibility. Consequently, we must exclude from our discussion as far as possible such misleading notions as "development" and "progress."”

Source : Jean Gebser (1985). “The Ever-Present Origin”
“I like to innovate. To me, if it's worth doing something, it's worth doing it well. Do something that's going to demand attention and notice.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“The more I work with the powers of Nature, the more I feel God's benevolence to man; the closer I am to the great truth that everything is dependent on the Eternal Creator and Sustainer; the more I feel that the so-called science, I am occupied with, is nothing but an expression of the Supreme Will, which aims at bringing people closer to each other in order to help them better understand and improve themselves.”
“Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other.”
“I don't believe in geniuses, I believe in hard work.”
“We are only here below as in an inn on a journey. Let us, then have the feelings of travelers. We should think a man very strange who attached himself much to his inn. The wise Christian will not do this.”

Source : Eugénie de Guérin (1866). “Letters”, p.314
“Simplicity is the most difficult of all concepts.”

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