"Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid."

“It is silliness to live when to live is torment, and then have we a prescription to die when death is our physician.”

“And when the book of Daniel was showed to him (Alexander the Great) wherein Daniel declared that one of the Greeks should destroy the empire of the Persians, he supposed that himself was the person intended.”

Source : Flavius Josephus (1830). “The Works of Flavius Josephus...: With Three Dissertations, Concerning Jesus Christ, John the Baptist, James the Just, God's Command to Abraham, Etc. and Explanatory Notes and Observations”, p.235

“Japanese architecture is traditionally based on wooden structures that need renovating on a regular basis.”

“It would not be better if men got what they wanted.”

“Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.”

“The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she finally pulled into the United Methodist Church parking lot, praise God, leaving the rest of us free to party until some other octogenarian found it necessary to take to the streets after dark. In Ohio, old folks know better than to drive at night. Yet another reason Cleveland rocks.”

Source : Jennifer Rardin (2012). “An Evening for Vayl and Jaz”, p.27, Hachette UK

“Set goals, work hard, trust yourself, and only stress over what you can control.”

“If Brad Pitt walked down the street, cars would crash into each other. I'm really lucky not to have to deal with that.”