"...Catholicism is like Howard Johnson, and what they have are these franchises and they give all these people different franchises in the different countries but they have one government, and when you buy the Howard Johnson franchise you can apply it to the geography - whatever's cool for that area - and then you, you know, pay the bread to the main office."

-- Lenny Bruce

#Country Quotes #Government Quotes #Giving Quotes

“As we form our individual opinions of our fellow man, let us base them on our similarities and not our differences.”

Source : "Brendan Dooling is passionate about everything he works on". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“In love there is no because.”

Source : Alice Notley (2007). “In the Pines”, p.29, Penguin
“Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He's the Jeff Gillooly of comedy.”
“Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.”
“If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.”

Source : "EXCLUSIVE – Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson breaks his silence: Reality show star says he’s 'a lover not a hater' but REFUSES to back down from anti-gay comments". Speech at White's Ferry Road Church, www.dailymail.co.uk. December 22, 2013.
“Time and movement became really crucial to how I deal with what I deal with, not only sight and boundary but how one walks through a piece and what one feels and registers in terms of one's own body in relation to another body.”

Source : "“Charlie Brown”". Art21 Intreview, art21.org.
“Daffy-down-dilly came up in the cold, Through the brown mould Although the March breeze blew keen on her face, Although the white snow lay in many a place.”

Source : Anna Bartlett Warner (1872). “Gardening by Myself”, p.38
“I was surprise to see the world didn't stop just cause my boy did.”

Source : Kathryn Stockett (2009). “The Help”, p.12, Penguin

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