"I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift.""

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Gadgets Quotes #Saws Quotes

“I believe many people feel like God is mad at them. One day I put a post on Facebook that said, 'God is not mad at you.' Within a few hours, we literally had thousands of positive responses from people saying things like, 'That is exactly what I needed to hear today.' Obviously, this is a message we need to hear.”
“Everybody dies; that's a fact. Sometimes it blindsides people. Sometimes people get a glimpse of the big picture and decide to cheat.”
“The growth of the soul may be compared to the growth of a plant. In both cases, no new properties are imparted by the operation of external causes, but only the inward tendencies are called into action and clothed with strength.”

Source : George Ripley (1836). “Discourses on the philosophy of religion: addresses to doubters who wish to believe”, p.42
“Outer changes always begin with an inner change of attitude.”
“I guess we both lose the bet. What bet Thomas asked entering the room. Boxers or briefs Jeanne Louise answered. I was betting boxers and Elspeth thought briefs. Instead he went commando!! So be warned ladies, don't assume they are wearing any undies!!”
“There is something in the decay of nature that awakens thought, even in the most trifling mind.”
“There's something about losing friends, particularly young people, where it's not something that you get over. I don't believe there's a healing process.”
“You have a number of choices. You could continue to always fight against people who are really distractions. They're people in the cheap seats of life. Or you can do what you went there to do.”

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