"When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel."

-- Steven Wright

#Mind Quotes #Trying Quotes #Looks Quotes

“We always live in an uncertain world. What is certain is that the United States will go forward over time.”
“Courage is the moment when an ordinary being becomes an extraordinary being.”
“Come out of the circle of time And into the circle of love.”
“Capitalism and the thirst for profit without limits of the capitalist system are destroying the planet...Climate change has placed all humankind before a great choice: to continue in the ways of capitalism and death, or to start down the path of harmony with nature and respect for life.”
“I do not regard advertising as entertainment or an art form, but as a medium of information.”
“Whether statistics be an art or a science... or a scientific art, we concern ourselves little. It is the basis of social and political dynamics, and affords the only secure ground on which the truth or falsehood of the theories and hypotheses of that complicated science can be brought to the test.”
“To totalitarianism, an opponent is by definition subversive; democracy treats subversives as mere opponents for fear of betraying its principles.”
“Deemest thou laborOnly is earnest?Grave is all beauty,Solemn is joy.”

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