"I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!"

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Source : FaceBook post by Lisa Lampanelli from Dec 17, 2013

Lisa Lampanelli

#Baby Quotes #Women Quotes #House Quotes

“Lower case Ss are notoriously difficult to get right. But in Helvetica it's not straight - you want to go in there and tighten it up. And the 'a' looks so woolly and ill-conceived, it really winds me up.”
“She raced for him, propelled by the strength of a thousand regrets.”

Source : Lisi Harrison (2010). “Monster High”, p.161, Hachette UK
“If science proves some belief of Buddhism wrong, then Buddhism will have to change.”
“My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.”
“... programming requires more concentration than other activities. It's the reason programmers get upset about 'quick interruptions' - such interruptions are tantamount to asking a juggler to keep three balls in the air and hold your groceries at the same time.”
“I had learned something of Miami from people who had visited there, so I knew what to expect.”
“The origins of graph theory are humble, even frivolous.”
“I was never into smart college boy music.”

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