"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

-- Steven Wright

#Friends Quotes #Car Quotes #Funeral Quotes

“Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.”
“If writing novels is like planting a forest, then writing short stories is more like planting a garden.”
“The perfect life would be to have an amazing part every year and to spend all my free time to just write.”
“I read Twitter all the time, even though I rarely tweet.”
“I was arrested in 1965 for opposing the war in Vietnam. There were 39 of us arrested that day. But thousands opposed us. And the majority of the people in the country supported the war then.”
“Shakespeare will not make us better, and he will not make us worse, but he may teach us how to overhear ourselves when we talk to ourselves... he may teach us how to accept change in ourselves as in others, and perhaps even the final form of change.”

Source : "The Western Canon: The Books and School of the Ages". Book by Harold Bloom, 1994.
“There are always opportunities through which businessmen can profit handsomely if they will only recognize and seize them.”
“Sometimes you're not getting the laughs you want or at the place you want but that doesn't mean it's not funny. It means you haven't explored it enough.”

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