"My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay."

-- Milton Berle

#Real Quotes #Valentine Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Scholars will argue with each other about everything.”
“The very idea that there is some kind of conflict between science and religion is completely mistaken. Science is a method for investigating experience... Religion is the fundamental, necessary internalization of our system of more permanent values.”
“I'm honest with myself how I feel. If I feel good, I feel good. If I don't - if I'm tight - I don't just try to muscle through everything, because you've got to be a little bit smarter.”
“When youre young, the blue blazer feels like a grown-up costume.”
“Astronauts are very professional and when they're preparing for launch, they prepare for it as the most serious endeavor of our lives.”

Source : "NASA Investigation Finds No Drunken Astronauts" by Ashley Phillips, abcnews.go.com. January 23, 2008.
“Everything went great right up to the explosion.”

Source : Andy Weir (2017). “The Martian: Classroom Edition: A Novel”, p.43, Broadway Books
“Morality, like language, is an invented structure for conserving and communicating order. And morality is learned, like language, by mimicking and remembering.”

Source : Jane Rule (2013). “Lesbian Images: Essays”, p.20, Open Road Media
“Bubble gum angels swooped from top margins or scraped their wings between teeming paragraphs, maidens with golden hair dripped sea blue tears into the books spine, grape-colored whales spouted blood around a newspaper item (pasted in) listing arrivals to the endangered spieces list. Six hatchlings cried from shattered shells near an entry made on Easter. Cecilia had filled the pages with a profusion of colors and curlicues, candyland ladders and striped shamrocks.”

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