"I bought some powdered water, but I donâ€™t know what to add."

-- Steven Wright

#Water Quotes #Add Quotes

“Scientists have no proof that life was not the result of an act of creation.”
“Jesus did not send us into the world to make believers but to make disciples.”
“I want to have a little toy version of Morgana. I can then show it to my grandchildren one day. So I can say I used to have a waist.”
“Because I wake up late, my day is often short. I'm much more active in the evenings, during which I alternately read, write, needle-point, smoke, email, and despair over my decision last June to put my television and DVD player out on the street because I wasn't getting enough work done.”

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“One's action ought to come out of an achieved stillness: not to be a mere rushing on.”
“When I returned to short stories, I'd started working on what is still central to much of what I try to do: putting myself in the place of the alien rather than describing it from an outside point of view.”

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“The best fragrance is the scent of water, the fragrance of dew and rain falling on plants. Water is the essential element, a source of life and energy. A perfume that, like a garment, moves to suit the woman, her skin. A perfume that embraces a woman.”
“I entered beauty pageants in much the same spirit most people enter politics - with high ideals and ambitions. Similarly, I had to make some adjustments here and there along the way.”

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