"My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Home Quotes #Holiday Quotes #Vacation Quotes

“In order to induce the process of decay, water is necessary. I think that, in the case of women, men are the water.”

Source : FaceBook post by Natsuo Kirino from Apr 20, 2012
“Underneath me, Sam Grest - who'd been my friend and saved my life - lay perfectly still and slipped further and further into the final sleep of an unfair and horrible death.”
“I became wary of simple interpretations that assumed fixed and final meanings.”
“I am not afraid if people think Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' is who I am - my friends and family know who I am.”
“If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.”
“The universal Law of Attraction states that we draw to us those people, events, and circumstances that match our inner state of being. In other words, we attract experiences that are consistent with our beliefs. If we believe that there is plenty of love in the world and we are worthy of giving and receiving that love, we will attract a different quality of relationships than someone who believes in scarcity or feels unworthy of happiness.”

Source : Arielle Ford (2009). “The Soulmate Secret: Manifest the Love of Your Life with the Law of Attraction”, p.14, Harper Collins
“You know I've had work banned.”
“The Path is not to be found anywhere except in human service”

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