"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it."

-- Steven Wright

#Beach Quotes #Nature Quotes #Fun Quotes

“But I wasn't a bad girl. I don't want to be forgotten. I want people to remember me.”
“must acknowledge, that to act properly is much more valuable than to think justly or reason acutely.”

Source : Thomas Reid (1827). “Essays on the powers of the human mind: An essay on quantity. An analysis of Aristotl's logic”, p.441
“The most important thing is to actually think about what you do. To become aware and actually think about the effect of what you do on the environment and on society. That's key, and that underlies everything else.”
“Every struggle, whether won or lost, strengthens us for the next to come. It is not good for people to have an easy life. They become weak and inefficient when they cease to struggle. Some need a series of defeats before developing the strength and courage to win a victory.”
“Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.”
“I asked a coughing friend of mine why he doesn't stop smoking. 'In this town it wouldn't do any good,' he explained. 'I happen to be a chain breather.'”
“All I have going is my looks. When my beauty goes, I'm through.”
“Faith is stronger than so-called reason.”

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