"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

-- Artie Lange

#Christian Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Weekend Quotes

“Like many people, I consider myself an incurable romantic, and there is a part of me that will always believe in walking off into the sunset to live happily ever after. When I was younger, like many children, I assumed I would get married, live in a nice house, and have a couple of kids. I also assumed this very traditional achievement would bring me endless happiness and romance. So much so, that during my college years I considered girls engaged by graduation to be the epitome of success. Perhaps needless to say, I was not one of those girls.”

Source : Robi Ludwig, Matt Birkbeck (2006). “'Till Death Do Us Part: Love, Marriage, and the Mind of the Killer Spouse”, p.16, Simon and Schuster
“Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.”
“Nothing's worse than a woman know-it-all.”
“Contemplation is a luxury, requiring time and alternatives.”

Source : Tahir Shah “In Search of King Solomon's Mines, Dyslexic edition”, Lulu.com
“I saw the Vietnam Veterans Memorial not as an object placed into the earth but as a cut in the earth that has then been polished, like a geode. Interest in the land and concern about how we are polluting the air and water of the planet are what make me want to travel back in geologic time-to witness the shaping of the earth before man.”

Source : Quoted in Smithsonian Magazine, Aug. 1996
“I voted for you during your last election.”
“...he enclosed pieces of string that he used to measure out his body--his head, thigh, forearm, finger, neck, everything. He wanted me to sleep with them under my pillow. He said that when he came back, we would remeasure his body against the string as proof that he hadn't changed.”
“Grace is always sufficient, provided we are ready to cooperate with it. If we fail to do our share, but rather choose to rely on self-will and self-direction, we shall not only get no help from the graces bestowed on us, we shall actually make it impossible for further graces to be given.”

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