"I hate the phrase â€œOne thing led to anotherâ€. What kind of lazy writing is that? Isn't it your job as a writer to tell me how that made this happen? â€œAdolf Hitler was rejected as a young man in his application to an art school. One thing led to anotherand the United States ended up dropping two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japanâ€."

-- Brian Regan

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“I dont know what the secret to longevity as an actress is. Its more than talent and beauty. Maybe its the audience seeing itself in you.”
“I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog.”
“Everything in our world, even a drop of dew, is a microcosm of the universe.”
“I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment.”

Source : Julie Kagawa (2010). “The Iron King”, p.89, Harlequin
“Hope is treacherous, but how can you live without it?”
“I have a pretty good record of winning in court.”
“The word is a label and I don't like it at all.”

Source : Source: www.vanityfair.com
“If certain Jewish communities had distinctive qualities, they were due to history, not biology.”

Source : Shlomo Sand, Yael Lotan (2010). “The Invention of the Jewish People”, p.271, Verso

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