"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

-- George Carlin

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“Ours is a time of the machine, and ours is a need to know that the machine can be put to creative human effort. If not, the machine can destroy us.”
“No one in the United States has become seriously ill or has died because of any kind of accident at a civilian nuclear power plant.”
“It's always good to be working.”
“There are lying looks, as well as lying words; dissembling smiles, deceiving signs, and even a lying silence.”

Source : Ellin DEVIS (1797). “The Accidence; or First rudiments of English grammar. Designed for the use of young ladies ... The third edition, with very considerable additions”, p.126
“Restrain thy mind, and let mildness ever attend thy tongue.”
“Nothing bigger can come to a human being than to love a great cause more than life itself.”

Source : Anna Howard Shaw (2017). “THE STORY OF A PIONEER: The Insightful Life Story of the leading Suffragist, Physician and the First Female Methodist Minister of USA”, p.209, e-artnow
“Language is an anonymous, collective and unconscious art; the result of the creativity of thousands of generations.”
“The insanity of the collective egoic mind, amplified by science and technology, is rapidly taking our species to the brink of disaster. Evolve or die: that is our only choice now.”

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