"I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."

-- Jay Leno

#Hate Quotes #Home Quotes #Sleep Quotes

“You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.”
“When you look for independence and you get what you want, how come you look back thinking what have I done?”

Source : Song: A Place to Call Home
“Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and wash in all the corners.”

Source : Virginia Cary Hudson (1964). “O Ye Jigs & Juleps”
“A tap dancer is really a frustrated drummer.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Obviously, the greater the length of a war the higher is likely to be the number of casualties in it on either side.”
“All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“My father was an amateur filmmaker who shot 8mm color documentaries.”
“Rights are a protection from society. But only by fulfilling their obligations to society can the individual give meaning to that protection. (V - From Ideology Towards Equilibrium)”

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