"Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Valentine Quotes #Would Be Quotes #February Quotes

“There is no such thing as "Just a cat.”
“He who would preach powerfully must pray effectively.”

Source : Smith, Oswald J., Smith, Paul B., Sybring, Yvonne (1982). “I Have Walked Alone with Jesus : Day by Day Meditations of Oswald J. Smith”
“Love's in need of love today...don't delay...send yours in right away”
“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
“It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows.”

Source : Laurie Halse Anderson (2011). “Speak”, p.109, Macmillan
“Things... well, things suck sometimes. And sometimes you can fix it. And sometimes you can't. It's just the way it is.”
“Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.”
“We cannot confront the massive challenges of poverty, hunger, disease and environmental destruction unless we address issues of population and reproductive health”

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