"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."

-- Bob Hope

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“You've got to be committed. It comes down to setting yourself goals as an individual. In rugby you have team goals that you strive for, but you also set yourself simple goals that are achievable. It helps to write them down so you understand what you need to do, and what your focus is. Put them on your wall, then each time you wake up, you'll see them. Then you can just tick them off once you've achieved them.”

Source : Source: www.bbc.co.uk
“I actually think there's an incredible amount of self-knowledge that comes with getting older.”
“Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.”
“If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.”

Source : "David Hasselhoff hopes for a retro ‘Knight Rider’ movie". Interview with Alicia Rancilio, www.vancouversun.com. November 9, 2012.
“I feel that man can transcend himself to a point where he can accomplish greater things than he thinks. I see people depressed and I see people who devalue themselves and I feel that's a terrible, terrible waste. But I love the people who try. But try fairly, try honestly.”

Source : Interview with Leonard Pitts, Jr., kirbymuseum.org. 1986/7.
“Your kid's ordinary. And so are you.”
“Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it.”
“When you get older, keeping the private stuff private seems less important.”

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