"The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water."

-- W. C. Fields

#Hands Quotes #Eels Quotes #Water Quotes

“I never wanted to make portraits - to photograph celebrities, beautiful people, beautiful landscapes, beautiful buildings, or people in distressing situations.... I have always been interested in everyman - average, ordinary people in everyday situations.”
“Nick looks into Brians hollow gaze. That's what's going on here brian. The devil's figured out a way to keep peoples souls trapped here on earth.”
“He that departs with his own honesty For Vulgar , doth it too dearly buy.”
“For me this book was a very practical explanation of one man's experience of Enlightened awareness in in the face of or in light of dogma-oriented wisdom.”
“In civilizations without boats, dreams dry up, espionage takes the place of adventure and the police take the place of pirates.”
“Also, I liked John Cage's music. I liked it for its craziness, the use of silence, the boldness-anything to get me away from writing about.. I don't know what academic poets write about.”
“People are our greatest asset .”

Source : Twitter post from Nov 07, 2016
“Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.”

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