"President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears."

-- Jay Leno

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“My feeling is that labels are for canned food... I am what I am - and I know what I am.”
“If there be a regal solitude, it is a sick-bed. How the patient lords it there!”
“Make use of all free time at the office and elsewhere for chanting your mantra or reading spiritual books. Avoid indulging in unnecessary gossip and try to talk about spiritual subjects with others.”
“You cannot imagine how great it is to step out on the stage with thousands of screaming fans loving you.”

Source : Personal Quote, www.imdb.com.
“I write short, my words tight to the thread of the narrative.”
“I need someone who is willing to watch me brave the ocean and then dare me not to drown.”

Source : Colleen Hoover (2014). “Maybe Someday”, p.293, Simon and Schuster
“There are not fifty ways of fighting, there's only one, and that's to win. Neither revolution nor war consists in doing what one pleases.”
“The noblest part of a friend is an honest boldness in the notifying of errors. He that tells me of a fault, aiming at my good, I must think him wise and faithful--wise in spying that which I see not; faithful in a plain admonishment, not tainted with flattery.”

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